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i live a delightfully stress-free (for the most part) life.

i realized that today. it's so incredibly rare that i stress over anything. i just don't think it's worth it.

the only shit i get upset about is not being able to eat, and not having a place to live. everything else can pretty much just slide.

the only thing i can really see suffer because of my "slide through my life" living is my grades. i can't be assed to care if i make an A or a D in my classes. in general, i don't even check to see what i've made, unless i'm in danger of failing a class... which is like never.

you don't have to even have a pulse to graduate from this damn school.

i realized a few days ago, that i'm insanely good at flirting, as long as i have no interest in the person. i've learned how long to hold glances, when to glance down.... all of that shit. it's a pretty simple formula.

  • you feel someone looking at you (chicks have a 6th sense about guys looking at them)

  • you glance up and catch their gaze... hold it for a split second... long enough to let them know that you caught them, but not long enough to make them look away. (guys will always look away if you stare at them)

  • if you're stationary, continue catching small glances... chew on a finger... (i suppose play with your hair, but i don't exactly have hair...)

works every time.

on the other hand... if i like a guy... i turn into a complete bumbling idiot. seriously... i like regress into middleschool-like squeals and i can't put together a coherent sentence.

i'm socially retarded.

oh... and i fucking hate incubus and dave matthews. i wish people would just get the fuck over both of them. all their songs sound exactly the same.
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On February 7th, 2004 06:36 pm (UTC), fiduch commented:

me neither, but i'd give ya the eye... ;o)
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On February 7th, 2004 06:37 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i'd have to drag you back to the dressing rooms and molest you
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On February 7th, 2004 06:37 pm (UTC), fiduch replied:
...... and i'd have to let you.
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On February 7th, 2004 06:39 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
are you like sitting on top of your email account????
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