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dear bradford pear trees,

you bloomed a week ago, and i was happy... because you did not smell. i thought that maybe i had avoided the nostril raping this year.

i walked out of my apartment today to go to class, and i was greeted by a gust of warm air. i breathed in deep, to enjoy the warmth of spring... and immediately began choking.

....i fucking hate you.


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sick sick
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On March 15th, 2004 04:50 pm (UTC), ilurker commented:
You realize it's only god punishing you for thinking you've avoided the plight of changing seasons with your new-fangled "warm weather", right?
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On March 15th, 2004 05:09 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
you're just jealous because if it gets too warm up there, your igloo will melt :P
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On March 15th, 2004 09:16 pm (UTC), bappy_lorenzo commented:
I park over at Home Depot (take THAT AIA parking fee!) I pass one of those damn trees everyday and everytime (EVERYTIME) I take a big whiff and gag. Them some mean-spirited trees, they is.
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On March 15th, 2004 09:49 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
lol nice!

i walked to school for almost a year, because i only live half a mile down the road... it was cheap... but i hate walking.
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On March 16th, 2004 08:03 am (UTC), equusk commented:
Dude, I didn't believe you until last night. Those fucking trees smell like rotting ass.
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On March 16th, 2004 10:12 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i told you!

they make me almost believe there is a god. what better punishment could there be for someone that doesn't believe in you than a tree that smells like rotting ass that makes everything you eat for a month taste like rotting ass?

last year it got so bad, i actually tried spraying the tree with febreeze.
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