January 27th, 2006

lippies

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i did one of these long ago, but i have a lot more friends now! tell me a bit about yourself if you feel so inclined, the results are locked so you don't have to worry about anyone else seeing what you wrote. i'll screen comments in case you run out of room and want to finish up your story.

also, i promise to answer if anyone else makes a poll like this, to keep things fair.


what has been the happiest point of your life?

what has been the saddest point of your life?

what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

what's your most vivid childhood memory, not necessarily the worst or best, just the most vivid?

what was the first thing you thought when you woke up this morning?

if you could change one thing about yourself physically and mentally, what would it be?

kitty!

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those punk ass kids that skate in the underground parking, have now taken to skating in the walkway in front of my apt. which, okay, whatever. it's annoying but i'll deal.

but the little fuckers just threw a knife at my wall. i heard this thud that scared the shit out of me and shawn opened the door and the kid was like "it won't happen again, man"



DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN YOU MOP HEADED EMO FUCKWIT. I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER SEE YOU SO MUCH AS LOOK AT ME OR MY APT AGAIN, I'LL PERSONALLY BEAT THE RAZORBLADES OUT OF YOUR SORRY ASS.

argh, or at very least call the cops. i'm so turning into a crotchety old woman. i need a cane to smack them in the head with.





edit: THEY SPIT ON MY FUCKING DOOR. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THEY SPIT ON MY FUCKING DOOR. THOSE FUCKHEADS ARE ABOUT TO BE IN A WORLD OF PAIN.


oh, tonight was not the night to fuck with me.