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make your own horror story


I will never forget the night it happened. It was a(n) dirty night, and I was relaxing upstairs with my sauce, a good book and my faithful badger, spak. Suddenly there was a loud squeak. I sprang to my feet and crept downstairs, trying to be as moist as I could. Nothing looked out of the ordinary. Suddenly I heard the squeak again, but this time it was much more crunchy and I knew it was coming from the basement. Summoning my courage, I grabbed a flashlight and strode quickly down the stairs. I might have met my end right there, if not for spak, who let out a loud "sniffle!" Startled, I jumped ecstatically to the side just in time to avoid a long gooey appendage. I turned my flashlight on the intruder and gasped in horror. Lurking there in my basement, bathed in the sweet glow of my light, was a huge, quivering, shapeless blob of ooze! The hideous thing was as blue as a tube and as big as a(n) carpet.

"w00t!!" I cried.

I fled randomly upstairs, but the thing chased me with lightning speed. I was trapped, and knew I had to fight if I wanted to survive. First I tried to chop it with a sharp caterpillar from the kitchen, then I shot it with my grandpas waitress that hangs over the fireplace. In desperation, I even tried throwing koolaid on it, but all to no avail. It just kept coming. I thought I was dead for sure, when suddenly a strange figure crashed through my window and leapt between us! He was tall and acrid, with fierce cake-like eyes and boring shoulders. He was dressed entirely in black, except for his silver undies.

"eep!!" the figure cried, and quick as a(n) manatee he jumped in and stunned the ooze creature with a powerful kick.

Without pause he scooped the thing into a(n) linen and tied it shut with a long camera.

"How did you do that?!" I gasped, trying to catch my breath.


"Their only weakness is their toes," he replied. "One good kick and the things are helpless."


"But how do you find it?" I asked, staring at the shapeless mass.


"That is easy," said the stranger. "It is right next to their uvula."

I thanked him for saving my life and asked him his name. "I am poisson, and I have been hunting the ooze creatures all my life. Join me in my quest and we will make the world safe from their gimpy evil!"

Now that I knew the truth, how could I say no? I joined poisson that night and my life has never been the same. I learned how to spot their toes in less than six seconds, and together we have defeated over eleven of the ooze creatures. I even got my own silver undies.
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On July 3rd, 2004 08:15 pm (UTC), fiduch commented:
i can totally tell which of those words were yours... like, all the way through... :op
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On July 3rd, 2004 11:41 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
lol just because i picked such alicia-ish words, like moist and uvula :P
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On July 3rd, 2004 09:08 pm (UTC), night_flyer commented:
"OOZE AND AAAAHH!s"
I will never forget the night it happened. It was a(n) 3 cats night, and I was relaxing upstairs with my 9 leaping lions, a good book and my faithful , sex. Suddenly there was a loud 4 black bras. I sprang to my feet and crept downstairs, trying to be as 4 cows as I could. Nothing looked out of the ordinary. Suddenly I heard the 4 black bras again, but this time it was much more 2 fat fish and I knew it was coming from the basement. Summoning my courage, I grabbed a flashlight and strode achoo down the stairs. I might have met my end right there, if not for sex, who let out a loud "1 loud fart!" Startled, I jumped sleeping to the side just in time to avoid a long gooey appendage. I turned my flashlight on the intruder and gasped in horror. Lurking there in my basement, bathed in the 1 gray horse glow of my light, was a huge, quivering, shapeless blob of ooze! The hideous thing was as milk as a 10 messed up guys and as big as a(n) 11 dizzy dogs.

"?!" I cried.

I fled out house upstairs, but the thing chased me with lightning speed. I was trapped, and knew I had to fight if I wanted to survive. First I tried to chop it with a sharp 12 falling ducks from the kitchen, then I shot it with my grandpas 13 laughing pigs that hangs over the fireplace. In desperation, I even tried throwing jam on it, but all to no avail. It just kept coming. I thought I was dead for sure, when suddenly a strange figure crashed through my window and leapt between us! He was tall and 5 fickled females, with fierce 6 simple simons eyes and 7 sick sea men shoulders. He was dressed entirely in black, except for his pop corn 16 lame lambs.

"?!" the figure cried, and quick as a(n) spoon he jumped in and stunned the ooze creature with a powerful kick.

Without pause he scooped the thing into a(n) 14 jumping jax and tied it shut with a long 15 hard drinks.

"How did you do that?!" I gasped, trying to catch my breath.


"Their only weakness is their 1 long finger," he replied. "One good kick and the things are helpless."


"But how do you find it?" I asked, staring at the shapeless mass.


"That is easy," said the stranger. "It is right next to their 2 hanging fellows."

I thanked him for saving my life and asked him his name. "I am blah, and I have been hunting the ooze creatures all my life. Join me in my quest and we will make the world safe from their 8 limp bananas evil!"

Now that I knew the truth, how could I say no? I joined blah that night and my life has never been the same. I learned how to spot their 1 long finger in less than A seconds, and together we have defeated over purple of the ooze creatures. I even got my own pop corn 16 lame lambs.
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