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in addendum to my post a few days ago about late night commercials. (i would link it, but i'm too lazy)

i've also noticed a lot of commericals for the military and vagisil.

i dunno why, but whenever i hear "have you ever had painful, burning feminine itch?" i cringe and laugh at the same time.

if your cunt started to itch, wouldn't you... oh i dunno, go to a fucking doctor before it got to the point that it was burning and painful? o_O

*shudder*

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On July 7th, 2004 12:48 am (UTC), fozzle commented:
whew, I thought you were going to tie Vagisil and the military together.

Perhaps Bush and co should have dropped gallons of Vagisal on Iraq to clear up the itch and burning
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On July 7th, 2004 08:58 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
... you never know what they're really doing over there.
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On July 7th, 2004 04:40 am (UTC), gothikduck commented:
for that matter, if you had a burning feminine itch, would the first thing you do is go down to the recruiter's office?
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On July 7th, 2004 06:08 am (UTC), neo_prodigy commented:
if your cunt started to itch, wouldn't you... oh i dunno, go to a fucking doctor before it got to the point that it was burning and painful?

one would think. but i'm a guy so what would i know.
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On July 7th, 2004 09:03 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
well, imagine your balls were a bit swollen and itchy, and it didn't go away, only got worse.

would you really let it go for too long without getting treatment?


some girls are just retarded and think it's just go away on its own. and then they wonder why guys are all like "i'm not getting my face anywhere around there" well maybe it's because your vagina is full of yeasty goodness and smells rotten.

argh. /rant


be lucky you don't have to deal with vaginas.
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On July 7th, 2004 08:35 am (UTC), fiduch commented:
*marks the calendar as one of the only times i'm likely to hear fuzz say the word "cunt"*
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On July 7th, 2004 08:52 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i say cunt all the time, just usually in reference to people, or other people's vaginas.

just for the record, i also have a tendency to call other people's vaginas "piss flaps" just because it's funny, and when i say it in a group of girls they often stare at me, horrified.
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On July 7th, 2004 09:12 am (UTC), fiduch replied:
lol, that's so classy....
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On July 7th, 2004 09:14 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
umm... yeah, fuck you. :P
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On July 7th, 2004 09:13 am (UTC), night_flyer commented:
lol more broken cunt problems, lol but no seriously I can understand that,just be lucky it aint icy hot
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