If I were a day of the week I would be wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be 3:32am
If I were a planet I would be saturn
If I were a direction I would be west
If I were a historical figure I would be someone hosting a salon
If i were a liquid I would be karo syrup
If I were a tree I would be magnolia
If I were a flower/plant I would be daffodil
If I were a kind of weather I would be wind and light rain
If I were a musical instrument I would be oboe
If I were an animal I would be ocelot
If I were a color I would be aqua blue
If I were a fruit I would be starfruit
If I were a sound I would be rustle of sheets drying outside in the sun
If I were an element I would be water (for the science peoples: hydrogen)
If I were a song I would be blink182: the girl next door (on my absolute worst day)
If I were a book I would be the very hungry caterpillar by eric carle
If I were a food I would be popcorn shrimp and honey
If I were a place I would be the beach at night
If I were a scent I would be new vinyl
If I were a word I would be fuck
If I were an object I would be something made of that plastic that the cut edges of seem to glow
If I were a body part I would be toes
If I were a facial expression I would be a scrunchy face
fill it out for yourself and leave it in comments. appease my curiosity.