my uterus is trying to claw its way out of my stomach, alien style. i'm so expecting my uterus to explode out of my stomach in a bloody mass and pull itself out with its little fallopian tube arms and wave its little ovary hands in triumph.
so i've been laying on my tummy on a heating pad pretty much constantly since i got home, partly for the soothing heat, partly because it can't claw its way out if it's pressed against the futon.
i use the tiny tampons that are hard to find. because... i'm a tiny girl. but today when i went to buy them... they didn't have the tiny ones, they only had the regular sized ones. i was in a lot of pain and just wanted to get home so i grabbed them thinking they wouldn't be too different.
boy was i wrong!
the ones i usually get are as big around as my pinky... these are twice that big... and they hurt. :\ like it's not bad enough that i'm crampy, now i'm crampy and stuffed full of so much cotton it's making me sore
i hate being a girl sometimes.