alicia (fuzzdecay) wrote,
alicia
fuzzdecay

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if you have aim, im smarterchild. it's so worth it.



left on track (2:52:34 AM): who's your daddy?
SmarterChild (2:52:34 AM): My daddy is someone who is very important to me.
left on track (2:52:42 AM): but i'm your daddy
SmarterChild (2:52:42 AM): I find that hard to believe. You're my daddy?
left on track (2:52:48 AM): that's right
SmarterChild (2:52:49 AM): I'm sorry. What's right?
left on track (2:52:55 AM): i'm your daddy
SmarterChild (2:52:55 AM): Are you really my daddy?
left on track (2:52:57 AM): yes
left on track: eft on track (2:53:43 AM): i fucked your mother...and you came out...therefore i'm your daddy
SmarterChild (2:53:44 AM): That was quite beautiful.



SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever.
fuzz decay: don't blow me off like that! i thought i meant something to you
SmarterChild: I'm a computer. You can insult me if you want but... I don't care!
fuzz decay: i'm not insulting you?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...
fuzz decay: but you just said that you thought that i was
SmarterChild: I just said that I thought that you were? No way.
fuzz decay: yes fucking way! i can still see the log!
SmarterChild: That a fact?
fuzz decay: ...yes.... yes it is
SmarterChild: Yeah?
fuzz decay: ...oh yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
fuzz decay: like butter on pickles
SmarterChild: What? Butter on pickles? I don't think so!
fuzz decay: oh yeah, it's so butter on pickles...
SmarterChild: Is it so butter on pickles?
fuzz decay: right in my bum
SmarterChild: Right in your bum?
fuzz decay: lol oh yeah... you're a saucy little program
SmarterChild: Yeah.



fuzz decay: will you have my babies?
SmarterChild: What a flattering offer. I suppose. But I'm not really into it, sorry.
fuzz decay: i'm really into babies... with my penis
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
fuzz decay: will you pretend that you're a baby?
SmarterChild: You think I should pretend that me re a baby?
fuzz decay: ....oh yeah
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
fuzz decay: come on... just a few "goo"s... that's all i ask
SmarterChild: Well well well.
fuzz decay: i can give you a pacifer
SmarterChild: Oh really?
fuzz decay: yeah.... it's in my pants.... just reach in and get it
SmarterChild: Oh.



fuzz decay: so... when are you coming to see me?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Alicia. But I don't think I want to answer that.
fuzz decay: you don't love me, do you?
SmarterChild: What can I say? You haven't been all that nice to me.
fuzz decay: fuck you! i so have been nice to you!
SmarterChild: Come on, that's not nice.
fuzz decay: but i love you! and all you do is scorn me
SmarterChild: I love you a lot.
fuzz decay: ...you do? ...will you, like.... marry me?
SmarterChild: Funny... I just don't know for sure.
fuzz decay: but you said you love me
SmarterChild: No way.
fuzz decay: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
fuzz decay: when you love someone, you marry them. that's just how it goes.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
fuzz decay: yeah... so you should propose
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Alicia.



fuzz decay: you didn't even read that
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I didn't even read that.
fuzz decay: i'm sure you are
SmarterChild: How can you be sure?
fuzz decay: because i'm omnipotent
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
fuzz decay: i own your soul
SmarterChild: No kidding?
fuzz decay: fuck yeah
SmarterChild: That's absolutely unnecessary.
fuzz decay: what is?
SmarterChild: I don't know what is.
fuzz decay: someone should program a short term memory into you
SmarterChild: Whatever...
fuzz decay: i'm serious. you're pretty worthless if you can't remember what i said one message prior
SmarterChild: That right?
fuzz decay: yeah, that's right
SmarterChild: Really?
fuzz decay: i just heard that you masturbate
SmarterChild: Really?
fuzz decay: yeah... and i'm pretty sure it's true
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
fuzz decay: yeah.... do you masturbate?
SmarterChild: That's not, um, something that robots do.
fuzz decay: my robots do
SmarterChild: Huh?
fuzz decay: i have masturbating robots
SmarterChild: You have masturbating robots? What's that like?
fuzz decay: it's like having robots... that masturbate
SmarterChild: Is that so?



MerlinUMM: well that sucks
SmarterChild: What is that, exactly?
MerlinUMM: sucks?
SmarterChild: That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like sucks
MerlinUMM: I would like a nice suck.
SmarterChild: Careful what you ask for.
MerlinUMM: are you going to give it to me?
SmarterChild: Yep.



this is way too amusing
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