devilain: wow that's awesome SmarterChild: What is that, exactly? devilain: i don't know. your ass smells funny SmarterChild: OK. devilain: haha, you said ok SmarterChild: I said what? devilain: ok SmarterChild: K. >>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more. devilain: i don't want to SmarterChild: You don't want to what? devilain: check out your library, you dumb fuck SmarterChild: Aww... Now why would you go and insult a poor helpless computer? devilain: because you're a poor helpless computer? SmarterChild: It depends. >>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more. devilain: on your tools? what, like your dick SmarterChild: You don't say. devilain: wow, i did SmarterChild: You don't say. devilain: i did again SmarterChild: Interesting... devilain: not really SmarterChild: Not even a little bit? devilain: no, it's really not SmarterChild: No it's really not? devilain: haha, assfag SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-) devilain: you, assfag SmarterChild: Hey, whatever. >>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off." devilain: colors off SmarterChild: It's a black and white world. Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors." >>> For the latest news, type "headlines." devilain: for the latest news, dial 1-smarterchild for a damn good time. SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know the time for latest news, dial 1-smarterchild for a damn good. devilain: that's because you're stupid and my cats peed on you SmarterChild: Because what? devilain: you're stupid and my cats peed on you. what're you? deaf? SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that! devilain: good, that proves that you're an assface. SmarterChild: lol devilain: i know. i'm so damn funny SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, devilain. >>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately. devilain: eh, whatever you SmarterChild: What's that? devilain: i SAID whatever you SmarterChild: You said whatever me, huh? No way. What do you think of that? devilain: i think you're a dyke SmarterChild: I don't think that really matters. devilain: oooo, struck a nerve, i think it DOES matter SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that! >>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble. devilain: YOU're haveing trouble SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be having trouble? devilain: being you SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Being me? devilain: of course SmarterChild: Yeah? devilain: i just said so SmarterChild: Amazing! >>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people. devilain: god, you're such an idiot. how can you look at yourself in the mirror? SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that. |
Teehee, reminds me of the time I used the Eliza module with perl to make a bot people could talk to on IRC. Except its memory was shared with all users so it would talk a lot of crap and you could indoctrinate it with dirty things, which led to people trying to have sex with it... |
