alicia (fuzzdecay) wrote,
alicia
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i just heard that on top of being one of the two mammals to lay eggs, and one of the four mammals to be venomous, that platypus can hunt underwater by sensing the electrical signals of muscle movement in their prey and they use their venom as an aphrodesiac! that is by far the most fucked up animal in existance!

australia is so the land of poisonous everything. there's no way i would live there. the fucking trees down there are poisonous, and all the poisonous animals we have here? well they have relatives there and they're 20x as venomous. wtf is up with that? how can one place have so many fucked up animals?!




i washed my car today! it's so fresh and so clean. last night when i was riding around with dolsen, my car got covered in muddy water from a fire hydrant exploding, so i figured it was time to wash it.

a little moth got stuck in the suds on top of the car so i had to rescue it and let it free away from the car washing area because there was too much water in the air for the poor thing to fly.




shawn and i were watching a show about deadly animals (obviously) and during one part, they were talking about these uber poisonous jellyfish and how people will swim around them even though they're deadly.

well it showed this kid who's skin was all red and it was screaming and rolling around on the ground because it had obviously decided to swim with the jellyfish.

and shawn yells "you're evil!!" so i glance over at him and inquire why. and he was like "you were smiling at that little kid rolling around on the ground like 'yeah you little shit! writhe in pain!!'"

i give him a look of pure wtf and tell him that i don't remember smiling. and he says, "you are pure evil. that's scary"


...well honestly, it serves the dumbass right for swimming with the poisonous jellyfish.
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