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as some of you know, i collect vintage porn. as some of you also know, i love crustaceans.

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giggly giggly
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On September 20th, 2004 04:39 pm (UTC), frickhwa commented:
oh jesus...that's about as weird as some asian stuff i've seen.
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On September 20th, 2004 04:44 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
just think, that could be your great great grandmother.
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On September 20th, 2004 05:02 pm (UTC), aubieturtle commented:
MUST....RESIST....DESIRE....TO....MAKE....REALLY....BAD.....JOKES
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On September 20th, 2004 05:13 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
it's hard, isn't it?
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On September 20th, 2004 07:58 pm (UTC), fozzle commented:
a lobster?

refuses to mention the crustaceans that Fuzz really adores
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On September 20th, 2004 07:59 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i like them all equally!

(well... maybe i like crabs just a little more... but it's pretty much an equal love)
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On September 20th, 2004 08:05 pm (UTC), zagg commented:
i was once bit on the HAND by a hermit crab, so i have one thing to say about this: OW!
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On September 20th, 2004 08:17 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i can't say that i've ever been bitten by a crustacean eventhough i've had them for about 5 years now.

how the fuck did it bite you?
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On September 20th, 2004 08:32 pm (UTC), zagg replied:
i think i used the wrong word

haha
take out bit
put in pinched.

there we go.

EITHER WAY

i dunno about that chick, but i got stuff that i don't want pinched!
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On September 20th, 2004 08:41 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
ironically, the small ones can pinch much, much harder than the really big ones.


i'm sure that lobster was dead, which makes it even better because dead crustacean smells like week old fish. i really wouldn't want something that smelled that badly of fish near my girly bits.
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On September 20th, 2004 08:48 pm (UTC), zagg replied:
ewww

"you smell like fish down there"
"actually... thats lobster"

BLEHT!
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On September 20th, 2004 08:29 pm (UTC), trigerhape commented:
OMG!!!???? GRANNY?!?!!!! NOOOOOOO!
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— On September 20th, 2004 08:48 pm (UTC), fire2furniture posted a reply · Expand
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On September 21st, 2004 04:00 am (UTC), lowfuellight commented:
one helluva crab to catch...

reminds me of this asian shit that i saw where one asian chic was funneling live eels into the other chic's ass. the other chic then proceded to shit them out. it was quite disturbing...
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On September 21st, 2004 09:37 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
sadly, i've seen what you're talking about.

she ate them after the other girl shat them out.
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On September 22nd, 2004 10:44 am (UTC), lowfuellight replied:
wow. i missed that part...
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On September 21st, 2004 09:28 pm (UTC), fiduch commented:
"ewwwww, there's something moving down here!!! you've got crabs!!!"

"actually no, that's a lobster."

/wordplay
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On September 21st, 2004 09:36 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
*groan*

well... i knew someone was going to have to do it..
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