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random thought:

i have a phobia of calling pizza places to place an order.

i'm fine with every other type of food delivery place.

there's just something about calling pizza places that makes me cry.

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On October 11th, 2004 05:19 pm (UTC), aubieturtle commented:
I haven't called a pizza place in years. Papa John's and Pizza Hut both have online ordering, so that's what I always use. Domino's hasn't received any of my business in years because of their lack of online ordering.

I know there are plenty of local pizza joints that have better pizza than the big chains, but online ordering wins everytime.
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On October 12th, 2004 01:24 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i usually don't have a problem with the local pizza places, it's mostly the corporate ones that bother me.

i think it's because the local places are so much more laid back.
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On October 11th, 2004 05:22 pm (UTC), nova_starr commented:
devilain, too.
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On October 11th, 2004 06:10 pm (UTC), bappy_lorenzo commented:
My second or first job was at Little Cesar's pizza. I had to wear black pants, a Little Cesar's polo-type shirt and a stupid hat. They wouldn't let me wear my chain wallet "Because the girls can't wear jewelery" (???) it was within bike riding distance and I kept forgetting to pick up my checks on payday.

ANYWAY.

I was in my second week of training (this particular week was "Phone Week"!) and my "phone coach" was Chris: the effeminate guy with a heavy lisp ("Thank you for calling little Thetherth Peetha would you like to try our Cheetherth Pleetherth Thepthal? Now you try.") Needless to say I hated answering phones. I mean, come on, I was 15, my voice cracked and I had to say "Cheeser Pleaser" to complete strangers every 2 minutes. Now, it may come as a total shock to you, but (wait for it..) I got picked on in high school. A lot. And I'm sure, like most of you, the animosity came from the "cool" athletic kids; in particular this kid Chad Scheele and some other assholes I can't remember.

Anyway, here I am, standing in front of a dough encrusted telephone, wearing my special dork smock, waiting for some jerk to call and order a pizza. The phone rings, I pick it up and for some reason, hesitate to say my stupid "Blah blah blah Cheeser Pleaser blah blah blah this is Ian blah blah" line, and thank god because it's none other than Chad Scheele. Luckily he didn't recognize my voice, and I told him his pizza would take an extra 20 minutes because we were swamped (this of course was a lie, but hey, what the fuck.) At that time in my life, I would have been mortified to be seen in my sauce covered uniform by the highschool elite, they didn't need any more arsenal for their assholerly. Today, I could give a monkey's chuff, but I guess that's another story.

And that's my comment on calling Pizza places!
On October 11th, 2004 06:24 pm (UTC), ex_hotlavamo352 replied:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IAN COME TO VERMONT RIGHT NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE OUT OK.
On October 11th, 2004 08:36 pm (UTC), bappy_lorenzo replied:
I'm saving myself for marriage, dude.
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On October 12th, 2004 01:28 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
caesers*

little cesars would be like, a mexican place :P


i demand more ian stories!
On October 12th, 2004 01:41 pm (UTC), bappy_lorenzo replied:
I don't like your demanding tone. NO MORE STORIES FOR YOU!

goddammit, it's only 4:40!
THIS CLASS NEVER ENNNNNNNDDDDDDDDS.
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On October 12th, 2004 01:42 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
leave.... leave ian....

just walk out.

you can do it :P
On October 12th, 2004 02:04 pm (UTC), bappy_lorenzo replied:
You twisted my arm.

*walks out*

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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On October 11th, 2004 09:15 pm (UTC), layna commented:
I always used Papa John's online ordering or forced my boyfriend to call whereever.
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On October 12th, 2004 01:30 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
their online ordering can be a bit flakey at times, or i would just always online order.

like sometimes it goes to the wrong store and then you have to wait longer for it because it has to get transfered to another store and all that crap.
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— On October 11th, 2004 10:05 pm (UTC), fire2furniture posted a reply · Expand
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On October 12th, 2004 01:30 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i've never in my life ridden in a taxi.
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On October 12th, 2004 04:53 am (UTC), themanipulator commented:
I have a phobia of delivering pizzas. Ahhh...this reminds me of the time I nearly went down to Papa John's a couple years ago and beat the fuck out of the manager. But that's a story for another time.
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On October 12th, 2004 01:31 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
you can't just start a story like that and then not finish it. :P
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On October 12th, 2004 08:56 am (UTC), ___ash commented:
is because of a bad experense? or that the food is made by some one you know is bad. these might be reason. Good luck w/the phobia
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