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i got some computers from neonjellibean's family to get their information off, because they couldn't do it.

as payment, i'm getting to keep the computers.

the computer booted up no problem, but won't let me delete files, move files, burn cds, turn off system restore, nor boot into safe mode.

and it's running win me *gag*

but, this gets funny:

i was going through the my documents folder, and i saw the usual things, neonjellibean's and her brother's school projects, and her mother's church crap. and i looked into the my music folder and i saw all these mpeg files named random numbers.

this, of course, piqued my curiosity.

so i double clicked on one.

and i was greeted by some of the lamest anal sex videos ever. we're talking fake tits, spitting on the cock for lube, smacking the no no spot, and slapping chicks in the boob while they watch and masturbate kinda anal sex.

i had to know who this computer belonged to. so i called neonjellibean at 2:30.

it was her brother's computer. i told her why i asked. and i broke her brain.

i need to take on people's computer projects more often! i laughed my ass off for at least 20 minutes over this.
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On October 21st, 2004 08:09 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i am not risking my computer like that.

i think i'm going to install a tiny hdd slave and move over just the files to save, and hook it up to a crap computer (i have tons) and scan it from there and then move it into another computer to burn.
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On October 21st, 2004 12:31 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i have 6 full computers just in the living room of my apt. i have 5-6 more in my bedroom. that's on top of at least a box full of cards and cables and stuff. it's insane. i have way too many computers.

they range from old 486s to a 935mhz machine, though (well.... until i get my processor)

i really considered backing up the porn, just to be funny. but i was told not to.
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On October 21st, 2004 02:04 pm (UTC), aubieturtle replied:
Are you a packrat or do you just have a silicon fetish?

I use to have that much hardware sitting around but it annoyed me and I threw most of it out one day. I probably should have kept the Mac Clone just for uniqueness value but blah, who cares. But at least I still have the old Apple LaserWriter printer. Don't know what I'm going to do when it runs out of toner.
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On October 21st, 2004 03:37 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
they're an odd sort of collection. we find random computers laying around and pick them up to see what they are, and then never get rid of them.
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On October 21st, 2004 05:44 am (UTC), themanipulator commented:
Ha! I feel like a better person, now. My virtual porn collection is much, much classier than neonjellibean's brother's porn!

I now know I am a cultured man of style and taste!

Pardon me while I savor the personal vindication...
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On October 21st, 2004 10:14 am (UTC), neonjellibean commented:
yea that was more than i needed to know about my brother. atleast i can black mail him now.
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On October 21st, 2004 10:29 am (UTC), bappy_lorenzo commented:
you're not getting anywhere near my computer.
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On October 21st, 2004 12:22 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
do you not want me to see your dirty porn collection?
On October 21st, 2004 12:29 pm (UTC), bappy_lorenzo replied:
Well I mean, if you WANT to see it..sure, go crazy.


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On October 21st, 2004 01:55 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i'm not a perv!
On October 21st, 2004 02:13 pm (UTC), bappy_lorenzo replied:
Ok, you're just a weirdass then.

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