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my dearest aunt debbie,

please don't clog my inbox with pictures of your fetus. there's nothing cute about seeing your unborn child's brain and bones. i can barely even tell it's human. it could be a squid for all i know.

and you sent me pictures of it proving it's a boy. you sent me pictures of your baby squid's penis.

i woke up today to ultrasounds of a baby penis. it was... vomitastic!

thanks for making me lose my appetite!

<3 your ever loving neice

dear fucktard in the nissan titan,

you've cemented my faith that all bush supporters are idiots. maybe if you moved your bush cheney sticker out of the middle of your back window, you would have seen me and not cut me off.

i hope your tire shreds when you're going 80 down roswell road.

<3 the barely unflattened milkcarton.

my voter registration card came in today!

...only in georgia would you have to vote in a fucking church.
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On October 26th, 2004 03:36 pm (UTC), aubieturtle commented:
Turn your aunt over to the police. She is distributing child porn through the internet. I bet no relative will ever send you a fetus/baby/toddler/teenage picture again.

If you don't want to vote at a church, make use of advance voting this week. It is inconvient is you're in the DeKalb part of the perimeter area since you'd have to vote in Decatur but it would be in a government building. If you happen to be on the Fulton side of the line, you can vote at 7741 Roswell Road. The complete list is at http://www.sos.state.ga.us/elections/elections/voter_information/advance_voting_locations.PDF

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On October 26th, 2004 03:38 pm (UTC), aubieturtle replied:
Looks like I was wrong about Decatur. DeKalb has several advance voting locations including on in Dunwoody.

Have fun and remember: Vote Early and Vote Often! ;)
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On October 26th, 2004 03:40 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
that would explain that long ass line i saw at the city building today when i was headed to the ups store.

i thought that might have been advanced voting.

yay for being right!
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On October 26th, 2004 03:51 pm (UTC), aubieturtle replied:
At least the church probably smells nice. I vote at a low income retirement highrise where you're lucky if you have a stuffy nose and can't smell anything.
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On October 26th, 2004 03:53 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i think i might vote early just to avoid voting in a church. i haven't stepped foot in a church in ages, and i don't want to start back now.
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On October 26th, 2004 03:41 pm (UTC), shamus9999 commented:
Our voting takes place in a church too. Free Methodist, whatever that is. Before that on Lower Queen Anne it was at an Episcopalian church (Church of England). I'd feel my Celtic ancestors rotating in their graves every time I went in that place.
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On October 26th, 2004 03:50 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
why in churches? like that's not just catering to republicans.

(at least here... mine's in a baptist church)
On October 26th, 2004 04:02 pm (UTC), shamus9999 replied:
Churches and schools are about the only places that have enough room, parking, already have tables, etc.

It's usually just in the church basement- you don't go in the part with the altar and no one hits you up to "let Jesus into your heart". Usually the people running the pools are little old ladies from the League of Women Voters, at least around here.

Even my local SCA group has their social get-togethers in a church. The rector was just kind enough to let them (us?) use it.
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On October 26th, 2004 03:51 pm (UTC), notadora commented:
Church voting
Nah, happens in arkansas, too.
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On October 26th, 2004 04:19 pm (UTC), faabulous commented:
Actually a lot of places uses churches to vote in. Reason because they have to have the polls open for every district and area. Churches are one of the few things you can find in every single district.
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On October 26th, 2004 07:28 pm (UTC), fiduch replied:
personally i think it's just because all the fucking republicans know where the churches are.
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On October 26th, 2004 08:00 pm (UTC), faabulous replied:
Nah, I'm republican..don't go to church.
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On October 26th, 2004 08:13 pm (UTC), fiduch replied:
you're of the minority.
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On October 26th, 2004 09:19 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i'm actually not too scared about that. it's not like anyone but bush would ever win georgia anyways.
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On October 26th, 2004 05:45 pm (UTC), devilain commented:
i have to vote in a church..
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On October 26th, 2004 09:56 pm (UTC), feachador commented:
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On October 27th, 2004 12:48 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
that's much cuter than my aunt's fetus, actually.

i'm sorry mr baby squid for comparing you to a human fetus.
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