if i sleep until i just naturally wake up, 9 times out of 10 i wake up because i have a dream about breakfast and it makes me hungry.
this morning, it was french toast.
edit: not to be deterred by silly things such as lack of bread, i made french bagels.
Watch it missy, you're still in the United States of Jesus. What you were dreaming about was FREEDOM toast. Now excuse me while I take my Hummer to Woodstock MegaChurch (TM) Inc. to pray for all other countries to be destroyed.
Ah, who am I kidding, I'm craving some waffles and plan to sit my lazy ass on the couch all day.