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thrift store entertainment:

there was a kid, between 7 - 10 years old, standing by the clothes rack next to his father looking at a "where's waldo?" book grunting.

i dunno whether he was grunting under the severe mental strain of trying to locate waldo, or if he was just a mouthbreather, but i swear to fucking god it sounded like he was jerking off.

my tummy started cramping from holding back laughter.

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On February 14th, 2005 12:03 pm (UTC), neo_prodigy commented:
LMAO!!!!! i do hope it was the former.
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On February 15th, 2005 03:19 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i didn't see any unkosher hand movements, so i think we're all safe.
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On February 14th, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC), shamus9999 commented:
"But Daddy, YOU always sounds like that when you read. You know, those books in your dresser drawer?"
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On February 15th, 2005 12:15 am (UTC), equusk commented:
Apparently Waldo is far more erotic than I remember it being when I was a kid....
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