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yes yes... i'm turning into one of those people that update once an hour.

umm... sorry?





i've had that damn tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch song from the new burger king commercial stuck in my head.


I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The breasts they grow on trees
And the streams of bacon ranch dressing
Flow right up to your knees
There's tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There's a king who wants you
To have it your way
That's the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch


apparently the guy who wrote/sings it is the guy from hootie and the blowfish, which makes me even more sad.



it's such a happy little song though! eventhough it's about a sandwich. i like, smile whenever i hear it. i'm such a loser.

*hangs head in shame*






it's nice having all four of my crabbies scuttling around finally. eventhough rupert is destructive and just knocks the sand all in the water dish so it soaks up all the water and i have to clean it and treat more water. and when he's not digging he's furiously trying to escape. he's definitely thrown off the power balance of the crabitat, because lilly could bully lentil, but rupert's a tad too big to bully.

edward is terrified. as rupert emerged from the sand, edward watched on in horror like he thought the sand was coming to life. before yesterday neither lilly nor edward knew rupert even existed, only lentil wasn't surprised.





(p.s. i <3 the guitar part of this song)
Current Mood:
bouncy bouncy
Current Music:
qotsa: little sister
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On March 5th, 2005 11:05 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
we americans love our cheese.
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On March 5th, 2005 11:11 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i love cheese! real cheese not american cheese. american cheese is nasty. and so is "pasturized processed cheese spread".

the coconut crab (which is only 1 meter smaller than that) is a land hrab that lives as a hermit crab in its juvenile stages, until it grows too big for shells. and it climbs trees! and it's strong enough to crack open a human skull!
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On March 5th, 2005 11:35 pm (UTC), aubieturtle replied:
Now I've got a craving for Babybel cheese.

Someday I'll have enough wax from them to make a really cool though cheezy candle.
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On March 6th, 2005 12:04 am (UTC), aubieturtle replied:
I suspect ear wax would not make a very good candle. Seems like it would not stick together very well. I rarely get ear wax, so it is hard to know.

I actually do throw out the wax coating from my babybel cheese but it does seem like a waste. I will admit that I sometimes play with the wax before tossing it. Since it really isn't part of the cheese, I'm technically not breaking the no playing with your food rule. Not that I give a damn about that rule anyway.
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On March 5th, 2005 11:19 pm (UTC), stopityou commented:
He didn't write it. It's a "parody" of "The Big Rock Candy Mountain" by Harry McClintock (I think I spelled it right). It's the opening song from O, Brother, Where Art Thou?
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On March 5th, 2005 11:21 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i was under the impression that he wrote the lyrics. i realized that the song was a parody, though.
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On March 5th, 2005 11:23 pm (UTC), stopityou replied:
I knew I recognized him from somewhere. He may have written the lyrics. I misread your post because I'm an ass. At least we know the future of Hootie. I wonder what the drummer's doing.
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On March 5th, 2005 11:24 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
it must be depressing knowing that your second hit song is from a burger king commerical.
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On March 5th, 2005 11:27 pm (UTC), stopityou replied:
He probably made more from the commercial than he did from all the combined album sales.
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On March 6th, 2005 05:19 am (UTC), neo_prodigy commented:
don't ever apologize for updating often. this is your journal and this is your life. do with it as you will.
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On March 6th, 2005 06:59 am (UTC), delspf commented:
Forgot half the lyrics.

When my belly starts a-rumblin', and I'm jonesin' for a treat.
I close my eyes for a big surprise, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the breasts they grow on trees.
And streams of bacon ranch dressing, flow right up to your knees.
Tumbleweeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets.
Folks don't [Unintelligable] ya cause ya got the juice, there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch no one tells ya to behave.
Your wildest fantasies come true, Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves.
Red onions make you laugh instead, and french fries grow like weeds.
Ya get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay.
The king who wants you to have it your way, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch."

The one girl on the train thing is Vida Guerra ( FHM fame and a gorgeous fucking women period with a ass that is ungodly ).

Brook Burke is on the swing, I forgot the cowboys name, think Jenna Jamison is at the beginning ( the blonde on the ladder )

He isnt doing this comm because he doesnt have money, the person who made the video is Dave LaChapelle, he is like a modern day Andy Warhol. The type that muscians and anyone of importance would work with him in a heartbeat.


full vid: mms://od-msn.msn.com/22/mbr/a_050220_bk_promo.wmv
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On March 6th, 2005 07:03 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
thanks mr i read the forum.

i know about lachapelle :P



and yeah, i realized that wasn't the full commerical. but i never see the full commercial, i only see the shortened versions :\
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On March 6th, 2005 09:27 am (UTC), delspf replied:
well paste that link in my post and you can see the whole video :P
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On March 7th, 2005 02:21 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i've downloaded the entire video already. :P



and just for the record, lachappelle is far from being a modern day andy warhol. maybe in the most superficial of means, but warhol was about way more than marilyn monroe and campbell's soup cans and most people don't even know. stylistically, they're even vastly divergent.

i could see lachappelle being influenced by warhol in the way that they both use celebrity as subject matter, but warhol focused on the dark side of celebrity, while lachappelle seems to make celebrity a parody of itself as opposed to really focusing on the dark side.
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On March 6th, 2005 01:51 pm (UTC), clarabella02 replied:
hey Alicia its ok i like that song to its suck in my head my mom says it sounds like that really old song The big rock candy moutains the music to so she says but its really cool lol! anyways i will talk to you later alright
-clarabella:-)
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