in case you didn't know me this well, while i love crabs, my first animal love belongs to manatees. i sleep with a flattened manatee pillow named colin (and mr humples. and no i'm not ashamed that i'm in my 20s and still sleep with stuffed animals.) and i have tons of stuffed manatees (as opposed to one stuffed crab that isn't even mine really, long story).
i wish they were small enough that i could put it in my bathtub with lots of tiny potted plants to eat. i would so love it forever!!! <3
they're so dumpy and sad looking! i wanna cuddle them until they get all happy.
okay, i sound like a complete loser.