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i made a metric fuckload of dirt cake last night. i ate a tiny bit of it (comparatively) and my tummy is about to explode.




this picture makes it look deceptively small. that bowl is the largest out of a set of bowls, the size below it i can wear as a hat and have room to spare. and i happen to have a huge head.


mmmm.... the yummy layers of oreos and pseudo cheesecake....




and today i had to go to a lunch and learn about religion in science classrooms where i found out that i was the only atheist. it turned into one giant sermon. i was pissed at my teacher for forcing me to go.


my clicky thing to get into the underground parking broke again, and when i was in there getting it fixed i talked to two of my neighbors from the other buildings. the girl was in there because her clicky thing was broken too, and the guy was in there because he couldn't find the sanitizing wipes for the tanning bed. they're the first people under 30 i've seen living here other than the trash that hang out by the mailboxes at night. it's actually pretty sweet, there are only like 3 kids that live in the entire complex and no loud parties or anything.

i actually only know the guy that lives beside me because he's lived there the entire time i have and i pass him in the hallway every so often because he walks his little yippy dog, and i just met my new across the hall neighbor yesterday as i was going to school. he's 50ish. he asked me how i can stand living over the walking gate to the underground parking, because it clangs since people keep fucking with the hinge. i don't really talk to anyone though, and they never talk to me. it's all smiles and nods. so, it was nice to talk to some people today and get a better feel for who i'm lviing with.
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On May 19th, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC), sokolov commented:
I WANNA PLAY THAT
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On May 21st, 2005 12:57 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
it's quite possibly the most fun game in the world.
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On May 19th, 2005 07:29 pm (UTC), shamus9999 commented:
What do athiests say when they swear?
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On May 19th, 2005 10:14 pm (UTC), nova_starr replied:
"fuck".
On May 19th, 2005 11:36 pm (UTC), shamus9999 replied:
Aw, that isn't swearing. Now this is swearing!
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On May 19th, 2005 07:37 pm (UTC), johnphys commented:
could you please convert a metric fuckload to some other units? like a shitload, crapload, or even the good ol' dependable pounds or tons or metric tons or newtons?

Could also convert it into a "shit ton".
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On May 21st, 2005 12:57 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
shitload < fuckload < metric fuckload
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On May 19th, 2005 08:59 pm (UTC), talkoutloudto17 commented:
Well I have to do a survey for my Bible class at school and I can uses your help. We have to asks 25 different people some questions about what they believe about God and the Bible. So here they are:

WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE ABOUT GOD?

1. Everything is god.
2. There are many gods.
3. I don't think there is a god.
4. There is one personal God.
5. Other:

WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE ABOUT THE BIBLE?

1. Outdated rule book.
2. God's Word to us.
3. Something people made up.
4. A book for Jewish people.
5. Other:

WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE ABOUT JESUS?
1. A good man.
2. Someone people made up.
3. Someone who thought he was God, but wasn't
5. Other:

WHY DO YOU BELIEVE JESUS DIED?
1. Died for our sins.
2. People misunderstood him.
3. Because of his teaching.
4. It was an accident.
5. Other:

Send back to my live journal at "talkoutloudto17"
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On May 20th, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC), talkoutloudto17 commented:
Hi, I just have two Q. for you. If there is no God even Why do you think you are here? And what do you mean by "societal pressure??"
Thanks for answering my survey, they made me think.

Send to "talkoutloudto17"
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On May 21st, 2005 03:33 am (UTC), aubieturtle commented:
I saw this shirt at Fernbank tonight and thought it was perfect for you:



Unfortunately they only have it in toddler size. :( And of course it said Fernbank on it instead of Vancouver Aquarium.
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On May 21st, 2005 12:55 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
damn children and their monopoly of all that is cute
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On May 21st, 2005 01:17 pm (UTC), aubieturtle replied:
They also have a monopoly on poopy diapers so you can't get too jealous. Besides, you could always just make up a similar (but better) shirt yourself.
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