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01:33 am
7/16/05

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oh! i went to ikea today (with kelly and ster) and i love it and i want to get a job so i can buy everything there.

well, not that stupid wicker shit. but like, all the nice modern stuff.

so cheap... so pretty....

their cinnamon buns suck though. it's such a shame. they smell soooo good, but then they're all dry and barely cinnamony. mine are much better.

and kelly damn near killed us three times in tragic car accidents. and we got lost in midtown because mapquest's directions to ikea are WRONG. dead fucking wrong. atlanta is laid out like a retarded add ridden 5 year old would have done it. if i turn right onto 16th street, i shouldn't be able to turn left and then end up to the right of 16th street. it doesn't make any fucking sense.

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On July 16th, 2005 06:08 am (UTC), pochanike commented:
i like the ikea beds with no "under the bed" area. i need that. i have a bed now with an "under the bed" area and its like a haven for misc crap that probably belongs in the trash lol.
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On July 16th, 2005 06:35 am (UTC), nova_starr replied:
indeed... I have a bed with an "under the bed" area too. my cats like to hide there when I'm trying to cut their nails, or put flea prevention stuff on them, or when they know they've been bad :P
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On July 16th, 2005 07:15 am (UTC), pochanike replied:
haha probably cuz you beat them!
j/k :)

when i'm about to trim my cat's nails or use the flea drop... i entice them with something.

i give him treats on a regular basis so he doesnt get suspicious and catch on to my plan and i always make sure its a different treat :D (clippers/flea med in pocket)
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On July 16th, 2005 06:35 am (UTC), nova_starr commented:
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On July 18th, 2005 05:21 am (UTC), mantralocust replied:
Hahaha!
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On July 17th, 2005 01:01 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i honestly don't see how it could possibly take an hour to put a piece of furniture together.
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On July 16th, 2005 11:43 am (UTC), svengelska commented:
Do they really sell cinnamon buns at IKEA? Guess thats another part of our Swedish culture their trying to export. Ironically, you can't buy them at Ikea in Sweden - about the only food they do is hot-dogs. :-/

Still, I love watching people try to figure out the non-sensical names on the products. They think its something classy or sophisticated but if you translate the names their called "box", "rubbery", "egg", "cheese", etc. :-)


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On July 17th, 2005 01:02 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
ours has a restaurant and a snack bar. i dunno what the restaurant serves. the snack bar serves cinnamon rolls, hot dogs, ice cream, and coffee.



that's great about the naming system!
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On July 16th, 2005 01:36 pm (UTC), aubieturtle commented:
You'd fit in great at IKEA. It is full of very very short and very very cute girls. They even are fine with you changing your hair color all the time.

But of course you can't be work there because:
a) working retail sucks moose cock
b) you'd eventually have to work in Smalland
c) you'd get tired of friends wanting to abuse your employee discount

I didn't try the cinnamon buns but the other desserts I tried were good.
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On July 17th, 2005 01:03 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i wouldn't mind it. i like ikea. i like the atmosphere. and i would like not being poor.

sadly, i can't find anyone that'll hire me at all, no one has any love for the alicia.
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On July 16th, 2005 05:14 pm (UTC), all_hail_duke commented:
yahoo maps. that's all.
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On July 17th, 2005 01:04 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i usually use google maps, i wasn't the one who got the directions.

i don't understand how map quest was that wrong. after you got off the interstate it was exactly opposite of the way you needed to go.
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On July 17th, 2005 01:05 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
exactly!
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On July 18th, 2005 04:56 am (UTC), neonjellibean commented:
you forgot about sleepy girl (christina?)

and the cinn. buns were a disgrace to the cinn. bun name.

we should make our own buns and call them sin buns. eat one and go to hell.
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On July 18th, 2005 09:44 am (UTC), svengelska replied:
"Sin Buns" - I like that. I'm going to steal your idea and make millions - mwahahahah!

Actually Sin Buns would probably go down great with the punk crowd in Stockholm.
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On July 18th, 2005 05:20 am (UTC), mantralocust commented:
MMMM Cinnamon buns!
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