oh! i went to ikea today (with kelly and ster) and i love it and i want to get a job so i can buy everything there.
well, not that stupid wicker shit. but like, all the nice modern stuff.
so cheap... so pretty....
their cinnamon buns suck though. it's such a shame. they smell soooo good, but then they're all dry and barely cinnamony. mine are much better.
and kelly damn near killed us three times in tragic car accidents. and we got lost in midtown because mapquest's directions to ikea are WRONG. dead fucking wrong. atlanta is laid out like a retarded add ridden 5 year old would have done it. if i turn right onto 16th street, i shouldn't be able to turn left and then end up to the right of 16th street. it doesn't make any fucking sense.
haha probably cuz you beat them!
when i'm about to trim my cat's nails or use the flea drop... i entice them with something.
i give him treats on a regular basis so he doesnt get suspicious and catch on to my plan and i always make sure its a different treat :D (clippers/flea med in pocket)
Do they really sell cinnamon buns at IKEA? Guess thats another part of our Swedish culture their trying to export. Ironically, you can't buy them at Ikea in Sweden - about the only food they do is hot-dogs. :-/
Still, I love watching people try to figure out the non-sensical names on the products. They think its something classy or sophisticated but if you translate the names their called "box", "rubbery", "egg", "cheese", etc. :-)
You'd fit in great at IKEA. It is full of very very short and very very cute girls. They even are fine with you changing your hair color all the time.
But of course you can't be work there because:
a) working retail sucks moose cock
b) you'd eventually have to work in Smalland
c) you'd get tired of friends wanting to abuse your employee discount
I didn't try the cinnamon buns but the other desserts I tried were good.