alicia (fuzzdecay) wrote,
alicia
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A.L.I.C.I.A.: Artificial Lifeform Intended for Calculation and Immediate Assassination

god help whatever idiot decides to use me for calculations, because numbers break my little brain.

i tried it with
F.U.Z.Z.D.E.C.A.Y.: Functional Unit Zoned for Zealous Destruction, Efficient Calculation and Accurate Yelling

and still got shit about calculation!


ALICIAS ARE NOT FOR MATH, THAT'S WHY THEY GO TO ARTSCHOOL. kthnx.





speaking of artschool, a few nights ago i had a dream that i made animations and business cards for conan o-brien. i have this freakish, unnatural crush on him (which has nothing to do with how he looks).






and my mother just emailed me and told me she talked to her gyn about fitting me with a minera iud and she'll do it (i haven't been able to find anyone in atlanta that'll do it because i haven't carried a pregnancy to term). and if i go down there, my mom will pay for it. score!

someone's gonna be taking a happy little trip to south georgia soon.
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