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dearest ricer in the silver eclipse,

yeah, you look like hot shit barking your tires pulling out of the parking spot. i hope the floozy in the backseat laughed her ass off when you were later passed by a girl that pulled out after you did driving a station wagon.

the great emasculator

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On September 6th, 2005 11:35 pm (UTC), shamus9999 commented:
Don't even fuck with the Crab Woman!
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On September 7th, 2005 02:18 am (UTC), artificialworld commented:
I adore ricers; they almost never fail to make my day. Saw one going down the freeway the other day, and his body kit was so loose it was flapping in the wind.

I read somewhere that statistically, the Eclipse is one of the girliest cars on the road these days. I forget the exact number, but something like 80% of 'em are owned by women.
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On September 13th, 2005 02:46 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
girliest car?

try the miata. i don't think i've ever seen a penis in one of those unless it belonged to a gay man.

ricers just piss me off, because they never modify the engine and just slap on a catback and think that makes their car faster when it's lowering their hp (and it's not like a stock civic has much hp to begin with), and the ever famous "let's put a spoiler on the back of a front wheel drive car".

i do enjoy racing them at redlights and watching their balls shrink when this old ass civic wagon leaves them in the dust. it warms my black little heart.
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On September 7th, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC), neo_prodigy commented:
oh yeah.........
did you ever get your financial aid situation taken care of?
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On September 13th, 2005 02:42 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
yep! like two weeks ago. it certainly took long enough and enough trouble to get them off their asses.
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