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dearest ricer in the silver eclipse,

yeah, you look like hot shit barking your tires pulling out of the parking spot. i hope the floozy in the backseat laughed her ass off when you were later passed by a girl that pulled out after you did driving a station wagon.

<3
the great emasculator
alicia

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On September 13th, 2005 02:46 am (UTC), fuzzdecay commented:
girliest car?

try the miata. i don't think i've ever seen a penis in one of those unless it belonged to a gay man.



ricers just piss me off, because they never modify the engine and just slap on a catback and think that makes their car faster when it's lowering their hp (and it's not like a stock civic has much hp to begin with), and the ever famous "let's put a spoiler on the back of a front wheel drive car".

i do enjoy racing them at redlights and watching their balls shrink when this old ass civic wagon leaves them in the dust. it warms my black little heart.
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