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dear wok and roll:

i've lived in this apt for damn near 3 years now and i have received two menus a week from you this entire 3 years. i know it's not because your menu changes that often, because i've looked at every single menu you've crammed in the space beside my door for the trainwreck factor and it's always the same.

i don't fault you for not knowing that i hate chinese food and therefore will never be in need of your services. i'm sure your skilled $5.15 an hour marketing team can't quite work that one out. i'm brutally offended by your lack of regard for trees, and the shitty kinkos print job on your menu. if they didn't look like shit, people wouldn't throw them out, so you wouldn't have to print 10 million of them.

and twice a week?? that's a tad excessive. i want to save them up for a few months and walk into your store and throw them up on the register and bitch you out. it's a pain in the fucking ass opening the door when i'm late for school and hearing your shitty menu fall on the ground and having to pick it up. i want to kill you all.


smoochies,
alicia.
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On September 13th, 2005 03:25 am (UTC), vloky commented:
that's such a cheesey name for a chineese place.
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On September 14th, 2005 12:40 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
it's better than most of the chinese places around here who are all named some random combination of "jade" "dragon" and "buddha"
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On September 13th, 2005 03:49 am (UTC), pochanike commented:
i want to save them up for a few months and walk into your store and throw them up on the register and bitch you out.

awesome idea! i would do it! do it!
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On September 14th, 2005 12:41 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
as much as it annoys me, it doesn't annoy me nearly enough for me to get off my ass and do anything about it.
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On September 14th, 2005 12:51 am (UTC), pochanike replied:
haha i understand that.
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On September 13th, 2005 03:49 am (UTC), sokolov commented:
It's okay that I am chinese right? =/
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On September 13th, 2005 01:09 pm (UTC), trippingbilly commented:
Wanda loves Chinese food. BLARGH!

It all works out though, because she can't stand Thai or Indian food. =)
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On September 14th, 2005 12:42 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i like middle eastern food? that's the only like, ethnic food that i like. i don't count italian as ethnic.


well, i take that back, i like mexican too.
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On September 13th, 2005 01:32 pm (UTC), nova_starr commented:
I want chinese food :(
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On September 14th, 2005 12:43 am (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i honestly don't how people eat it. it's sooo gross.
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