i'm tired of this christmas sapfest. with its stupid music and all the people being fake nice and my beloved penis enlargement spam becoming "holiday giftcards!!" spam and all the stupid fucking commericals on the tv and radio, all full of candy cane mistletoe bullshit.
this icon goes out to all the marketers and all the fools they play like giggling marionettes. fuckers.
(i'm almost done with finals! yay! i have a lot left to do though :\)
It'll make you feel better if you go around the suburbs wishing everyone "Happy Holidays" since that is now considered treason. You can delight in seeing the hatred in their eyes on their way to the mall for mass consumption of pointless crap that they'll just throw in the landfill a couple of months from now.
everything is a liberal plot to "OMGZ PERVERT THE YOUTH!!!" Can't those fuckers see that it's not their right to shove their fucking religion down everyone else's throats?
Separation of church and state my ass.
I used to feel that way too (not being a Christian) until I noticed that so many of the Christmas customs are actually pagan in origin: the Ygdrasil (world-tree), the color red representing the blood-sacrifices to the sun so it would come back, caroling to wish people good luck and bless the next years' harvest.
I just think of it as something to do in the winter, to help keep people from killing each other due to cabin fever. Nowadays, though, they kill each other due to holiday stresses.
Me, I just want the sun to come up again and they days to get longer.
this is what my sex feels like:
i touched the outer ring
and felt the sting
of an orgasm,
my leg began to spasm.
ring around the rosie
pocket full of grocery
and calcium enriched tums-
oh so totally yumm.
eat your own tongue
and fly like a bee
that got stung
my dick is my wealth.
Something to cheer you up. Mistletoe is a hemiparasite; whilst it it capable of photosynthesis, it has no root system of its own and instead derives water and nutrients from its host. Not only that, but it also produces a type II RIP (ribosome inactivating protein) toxin, a toxin structurally similar (though not as potent) as ricin.
What a symbol of Christmas, eh?
Shhhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone but this 'Im not going to
let them tell me I can't say Merry Christmas', hey, can
I shoot somebody, or torture them somewhere is driving me
a bit MAD. but still, life goes on.
So, I say, take the lemons and make lemonade. Im pushing my
Digital Christmas Cards from Bethlehem, as hard as I can:
Your sideways website had me rolling my mouse for 3 minutes. I knew
there had to be a link there somewhere, probably tiny. If I didnt
know you, I might have gone away without seeing nothing.
Keep up the cool work! You never know who might be your next
YOU SEE, It's a damn conspiracy. THEY dont want me to make
any money so the link in that last comment doesnt work. I
am one step ahead:
I hope. Canada won't be far enough. If I leave, Im going
all the way.................