i was eating this delicious italian cream cake last night. and it was accompanied by a nice tall glass of milk which was sitting on the computer desk.
when i unchained myself from the heating pad after accosting my distempered uterus with enough heat to melt my iud into my uterine walls, i decided to place my ibook on said desk.
my ibook got happy to see another white substance and in its joy, knocked the glass of milk onto my mom's dsl modem.
so now not only am i lonely and bored in alma, i have no internet because i can't stay on the backup dialup all day.
shawn's overnighting my old modem down here because my mom's isp sucks and would make her pay for a new modem. argh. someone save me from the boredom. i can only play zelda so long.