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Having a major client being a condom company leads to some interesting set-ups on my desk at my dayjob. Sometimes a client will be touring the office and I’ll have stacks of condoms and lube on my desk, or sometimes just odd lists of to-dos. Also, this is the only company I’ve worked for with a drawer full of sexual aids which we keep as examples of past work.

However, talking about necessary aspects of the projects for this client are somewhat difficult, as they verge on sexual harrassment.

me: Hey, did you know that the lamb skin condoms are held on with a drawstring? I found that out when researching the bugs on the box art.

coworker 1: A drawstring? How does that work? Is it like a …restrictor ring?

coworker 2: Oh, you mean a COCK ring?

coworker 1 (as I walk away): Thanks, asshole. I was trying not to yell “cock”.

crossposted from fuzzdecay.com.
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On June 21st, 2009 04:03 pm (UTC), 4bit4 commented:
so he can't yell cock, but he can yell asshole? lol
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On June 21st, 2009 05:59 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
lol yeah... i dunno. everyone in that company has a dirty mouth, but from what i've gathered, "cock", "cunt" and its derivatives, and "douchebag" are all that are completely off limits. There also seems to be an upper limit on the word "fuck", which has gotten me in trouble on multiple occasions.
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On June 21st, 2009 06:03 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
i think lambskin condoms are one of the most vile and useless sex inventions ever. since they're a natural membrane, they don't protect against stds, only pregnancy.

there are loads of latex alternative condoms out now for people that are allergic. lamb should be pulled off the fucking market.
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On June 21st, 2009 06:12 pm (UTC), fuzzdecay replied:
it's best that you not check, then :P
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