alicia (fuzzdecay) wrote,

Utiliser un nouveau condom lors de chaque relation sexuelle.

my current work in progress, and monitor decoration

my current work in progress, and monitor decoration

what I heard on my most recent walk through the office:

“That lube callout is too high”

“…boom de ya da, boom de ya da, boom de ya da, boom de ya da….”

“Hi, I’m calling about that paper sample?”

“No, that’s not what I was asking…”

“…and it really gets your colon clean!”

And upon sitting back down at my desk, it was decided amongst some of the designers that one of us is going to the store and buying cookie dough to bake in the toaster oven. At least, once one of the account executives stops baking her meat loaf in there.

I’m officially calling today a slow day at the office.

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Tags: condoms, design, funny, recipes, work

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