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steve.: never trust what a female says
steve.: i like you blah blah blah , we meet,,, i think you look nice and you are very good looking blah blah blah etc............................it is best we dont talk more more.......blah blah etc........
me: ...yeah. that sucks
steve.: i should just go gay
me: no way
steve.: why not
steve.: give me 1 good reason
me: shit on your pee pee
steve.: lol ok that'll best more then a super great 1 reason
steve.: yup i think i'll stay strait
me: good good
yes folks, it's that easy, and effective. :)