i got some hydrocortizone cream and some benadryl and i'm now kicking that rash's ass.
thanks clara for helping me figure out wtf it was.
i start school on monday. i'm not sure whether this is w00t worthy or not.
it'll be nice to see kat and kelly.
and funny when kelly finally snaps on veronica and strangles her during class.
speaking of strangling, i found this little gem onkenomas website (-simplicity-). you must read it if you've ever laughed at a retarded kid. i about lost my shit reading through the archived entries at the bottom, especially the bold ones.
"A while ago, Jason ran into the cabinet full speed and fell flat on his back. I don’t consider this the cabinet’s fault, as Jason is a dumb shit and that’s what he gets for running around the classroom, but then the bottom drawer slid open and clocked the poor kid in the head while he was lying on the ground in front of it. It was almost as if the drawer was consciously punishing him."
OMG! This is so fucking great! Thank you so much for posting it. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! *big hug*
"The ref makes a call against him, and the damn breaks. Tyrell yells out "You're a stupid fucker!" He is immediately ejected. Not just ejected but actually thrown out of the gym. The ref orders him to the locker room.
He is SO angry that he ignores the ref and removes his jersey and lays it flat in the center of the court. Instead of heading to the locker room, he jogs a full lap around the boundary line of the court. While he is doing this he is throwing his arms up and down screaming "RRaaaahhh" with occasional obscenities. He has the scariest look on his face that I have ever seen. Upon completion of the lap he exits the building. He doesn't even get his stuff from the locker room. His jersey was still in the middle of the court. Nobody in the entire gym had any idea how to react."
i seriously thought i would lose my shit reading this. i'm glad other people are twisted enough to love it.